Cheap attitude of girls.
When a boy sends dirty sms.
She laughs for 10 minutes.
Forward that sms to her friends.
Then replies the boy
I dont like these kind of sms ok

Over Smart
At a dance party Boy: will you dance with me?
Girl: mai bachay ke sath nhi nachti.
Boy: So Sorry..
Mujhe pata nhi ke aap pregnant hein.

Ladki-Mujhe Q Dekh Rahe Ho Tumhari Koi Behen Nahi He Kya?.
Ladka-He Isliye To Dekh Raha Hu!.
Ladki-Matlab?.
Ladka-Meri Behen Ko Bhabhi Chahiye.!

I think you are very careless!
Yo come & leave things behind!
See now what u have left?
You just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.

Today night I would like to
kiss you and bite you strongly.
Do you accept this waiting for your permission
yours lovingly Mosquito.

I know you think I m cute,
I know you think I m fine,
but like the other guys,
take a number and wait in line!

Ek bund se samundar nhi banta,
rone se mukaddar nahi banta,
patana hai to pure girls hostel kn patao
1 - 2 ladki patane se koi sikandar nahi banta.

Boy: Do you wanna Go Out Wid Me??
Girl: No.. Never
Boy: Did U hear wt I Just Said ??
Girl: Yeah
Boy: Then Tell me wt I Said
Girl: Do You wanna Go Out wid ME??
Boy: Yeah Ofcourse.